I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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