I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
and you fell through a lawn chair
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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