So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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