Got a toothbrush?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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