You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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