i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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