I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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