Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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