We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
