Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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