i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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