I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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