I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
