are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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