i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Someone signed my nipple.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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