No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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