Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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