You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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