: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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