If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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