There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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