Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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