he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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