So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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