the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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