the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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