well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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