She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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