Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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