It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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