All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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