and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
