North Korea, Best Korea!
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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