all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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