You're so nebulous sometimes
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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