I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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