so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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