when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
