I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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