There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
