doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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