Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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