I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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