I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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