I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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