the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Dick very happy bro
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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