apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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