did you get engaged???
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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