Sponge bath it is.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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