nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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